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Trying to decide if I wanna jump sprint’s ship for verizon. Get the phone I want for free or shell out $150+tax once & not pay for my regular service but continue to use sprint’s cluster fuck of a network?
Depends on my data useage, IF SPRINT’S PIECE OF SHIT SYSTEM EVER GETS BACK TO ME.

Already planning next year’s garden. What even.

We’re meat—fragile and finite. But joy is survival.

Most amusing moment of today: a salaried member of walmart’s management decrying the immorality of Verizon’s choice to not offer unlimited data because charging for it is profitable.

evilsupplyco:

The Universe loves you. Mostly. There is one galaxy, impossibly far away, that thinks you are terrible.

Don’t fret. It’s an asshole galaxy. No one ever listens to it, and soon, it will be sucked into a black hole.

(via peekadora)

closet-sherlockian:

"How Can I Tell This Customer To Fuck Off Without Getting Fired" - an anthology by retail workers worldwide

(via bruhnannersammich)

spicyshimmy:

an infinite number of multiverses and i had to be stuck in the one where star trek: tos was CANCELLED AFTER ONLY 3 SEA SONS

(via thepaperplaneofexistence)

dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

(via theapplepoisoner)

arrowtongue:

conservatives are perfectly fine with wealth redistribution as long as it’s the poor’s money being redistributed to the rich

fandomshatewomen:

There are now two mod positions open. One is still reserved for an interested trans lady, the other is an open slot. If you are interested in either, send us an ask with a bit about yourself & your fandoms!

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

(via boombangbing)

misterandry:

blows my mind that women are considered shrill and whiny when all i have to do is insinuate that male feelings are not my #1 priority at all times and every indignant male in a 500 mile radius comes out of the woodwork to let me know how they feel

(via fandomshatewomen)

prettycolors:

#c9ed12