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Sam talks Bucky into getting a twitter account and he eventually gets quite a following. People seem to enjoy his delight and sometimes bewilderment at discovering the world (roller coaster science has gone a long way in 70 years! michael jackson! the godfather! the ikea! 50 shades of grey? march madness? taylor swift? YES TAYLOR SWIFT!)
our-lady-of-singularities our-lady-of-singularities Said:

imaginebucky:

some of bucky’s most popular tweets include:

i don’t trust microwaves

i always get asked “what’s ur favorite thing about the future?” so here’s ur answer: tie between toasters and flavored lube

clint sleeps w/ his eyes open which is just as creepy as it sounds

roller derby???

TONY STARK IS SCARED OF LADYBUGS PASS IT ON

"do u know what gay sex is?" r u fucking serious? don’t u know i’ve had sex w/ men??? dumbass

Is fat really the worst thing a human being can be? Is fat worse than vindictive, jealous, shallow, vain, boring, evil, or cruel? Not to me.

J. K. Rowling (via moneyjackie)

J.K. ROWLING. I WONDER IF YOU HAVE READ YOUR BOOKS?

Maybe you have. I notice you only say that you do not think fat is the worst thing someone can be. You don’t get around to saying that you do not think it is bad.

What your books say is just the same. They say, fatness is not the worst thing about these vile awful people—it’s just that they’re vile and awful and have the nerve to be fat as well. It’s not the worst thing about them, no, but so often when you’re a villain in a Harry Potter novel, fatness is one of your (though lesser, yet punishable) sins.

Let’s see: Vernon, Dudley (who had no control over how his parents treated Harry & did what a lot of children raised in a abusive homes did by siding with the abusers for his own perceived safety), Slughorn, Umbridge to some extent. I’m sure I’m missing some here.

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thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

stop

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Faroe Islands

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littlesmartart:

I’m taking a big risk here, Kirk, for Chris’ sake. He believed in you and he loved you like a son, and that is enough for me. I will do all I can to protect you and help you, but know that if you betray my trust in you, it is Chris’ memory that you are betraying. And that I will not stand for. Am I understood, Captain?

…Yes, ma’am.

(x) (x) (x)

OH PLEASE GOD GIVE ME ONE

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mypatronusisyou:

dontbedeaded:

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

i’m a 14 years old argentinian girl and i run a blog in english

literally everyone in America hates the American education system and has thousands of ideas for how to make it better but nothing ever fucking changes 

*Teaching* is a calling but education is an industry, one with a trapped market on both sides of the desk.
And it will never change on its own because industries never do without compelling reason and educated the children of the public is not compelling enough.

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COULD THIS BE ANY MORE ACCURATE

THIS IS THE MOST WONDERFULLY ACCURATE THING I’VE EVER LAID MY EYES ON

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This is the most accurate thing I have ever seen. 

and then reading it again years later

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oldmanstephanie:

an autobiography

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Did I just write a first contact story featuring some really annoying surfer dude aliens and their unwilling victim? I did just write a first contact story like that.

DUDE THANKS FOR PROMISING TO INTRODUCE US TO YOUR AUNT SO WE CAN LIVE HERE AND SURF THAT’S SO AWESOME OF YOU HERE HAVE SOME SPACE WEED

um i think your ‘space weed’ is making me sick also do i have to do the thing

WE ARE SO SORRY ABOUT THE WEED WILL YOUR AUNT FEED US BECAUSE WE ARE HUNGRY 

she’ll feed you but i hope she kicks you back out into space because oh my god i do not want you on my planet

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theapplepoisoner replied to your post “You know what I want more than life itself? An Archer/early SHIELD…”

YES

Right? I just want it so much.

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sortabentglasses replied to your post “You know what I want more than life itself? An Archer/early SHIELD…”

Things I need!

ME TOO. I’m just picturing Peggy debating with herself whether it would be unforgivably rude to completely pretend she doesn’t know Mallory (maybe they only met like twice) and trying to poach Lana and Ray because they are SO MUCH MORE COMPETENT than the rest of the gang. And maybe arranging for Barry to be dropped in a volcano or shot into Venus.

Tumblr seems to work okay in Opera, but Opera does the saME THING AS CHROME when it comes to opening eighty bajillion processes.

at least it’s not chrome I guess

In the end, Captain America does not make the heroic sacrifice, thus further proving that Black Widow can handle the emotional weight of being a lead character. As if anyone could really forget the most quoted line in “The Avengers” — “I’ve got red in my ledger; I’d like to wipe it out” — it helps to have that line fresh in your mind when deconstructing what Widow does in the final act of what’s billed as a Captain America movie. Black Widow doesn’t wipe out the red in her ledger. No, she blasts her ledger out to the world, like it was the grisliest email forward of all time. We know from her heart to heart with Hawkeye that the shame she feels about what she’s done is real, and she hesitates when she realizes that taking down the bad guys means revealing her secrets. But she does it anyway, because she’s not just a spy anymore; she’s a super hero, and she makes a super hero’s sacrifice.