Instead of doing homework I’m planning my final quarter.
I have too many classes I want to take that are all at the same time.
some of bucky’s most popular tweets include:
i don’t trust microwaves
i always get asked “what’s ur favorite thing about the future?” so here’s ur answer: tie between toasters and flavored lube
clint sleeps w/ his eyes open which is just as creepy as it sounds
TONY STARK IS SCARED OF LADYBUGS PASS IT ON
"do u know what gay sex is?" r u fucking serious? don’t u know i’ve had sex w/ men??? dumbass
J. K. Rowling (via moneyjackie)
J.K. ROWLING. I WONDER IF YOU HAVE READ YOUR BOOKS?
Maybe you have. I notice you only say that you do not think fat is the worst thing someone can be. You don’t get around to saying that you do not think it is bad.
What your books say is just the same. They say, fatness is not the worst thing about these vile awful people—it’s just that they’re vile and awful and have the nerve to be fat as well. It’s not the worst thing about them, no, but so often when you’re a villain in a Harry Potter novel, fatness is one of your (though lesser, yet punishable) sins.
Let’s see: Vernon, Dudley (who had no control over how his parents treated Harry & did what a lot of children raised in a abusive homes did by siding with the abusers for his own perceived safety), Slughorn, Umbridge to some extent. I’m sure I’m missing some here.
IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH
i’m a 14 years old argentinian girl and i run a blog in english
literally everyone in America hates the American education system and has thousands of ideas for how to make it better but nothing ever fucking changes
*Teaching* is a calling but education is an industry, one with a trapped market on both sides of the desk.
And it will never change on its own because industries never do without compelling reason and educated the children of the public is not compelling enough.
COULD THIS BE ANY MORE ACCURATE
THIS IS THE MOST WONDERFULLY ACCURATE THING I’VE EVER LAID MY EYES ON
This is the most accurate thing I have ever seen.
and then reading it again years later
Did I just write a first contact story featuring some really annoying surfer dude aliens and their unwilling victim? I did just write a first contact story like that.
DUDE THANKS FOR PROMISING TO INTRODUCE US TO YOUR AUNT SO WE CAN LIVE HERE AND SURF THAT’S SO AWESOME OF YOU HERE HAVE SOME SPACE WEED
um i think your ‘space weed’ is making me sick also do i have to do the thing
WE ARE SO SORRY ABOUT THE WEED WILL YOUR AUNT FEED US BECAUSE WE ARE HUNGRY
she’ll feed you but i hope she kicks you back out into space because oh my god i do not want you on my planet
theapplepoisoner replied to your post “You know what I want more than life itself? An Archer/early SHIELD…”
Right? I just want it so much.
sortabentglasses replied to your post “You know what I want more than life itself? An Archer/early SHIELD…”
Things I need!
ME TOO. I’m just picturing Peggy debating with herself whether it would be unforgivably rude to completely pretend she doesn’t know Mallory (maybe they only met like twice) and trying to poach Lana and Ray because they are SO MUCH MORE COMPETENT than the rest of the gang. And maybe arranging for Barry to be dropped in a volcano or shot into Venus.
Tumblr seems to work okay in Opera, but Opera does the saME THING AS CHROME when it comes to opening eighty bajillion processes.
at least it’s not chrome I guess